Simple movie reviews
Author: The Simple Bit
Category: Short Cuts
We all love a good date night at the movies. But it’s hard to pick a movie when most reviews are long, confusing, full of spoilers and contain unnecessarily multisyllabic words. We’ve got your back with these two sentence reviews.
The simple bits:
- Here are some simple reviews of current and upcoming movies
- If our reviewers go over two sentences, we dock their popcorn allowance
Like Wes Anderson with high stakes. Belly laughs, tears and Bowie.
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
Wrapping up the Skywalker universe in a neat bow. Until the next three.
If you like swearing, you’ll like this movie.
The Addams Family
Great cast, great soundtrack, Snoop Dogg. Plus a moral for the kids.
Nicole, Margot and Charlize taking on the Fox News power structure and setting the #metoo template. It feels like you’re there, under the gross gaze of Roger Ailes.
Birds Of Prey
Particularly the Joker’s disgruntled ex-gf. Margot Robbie kicking ass and taking names.
This is how you make a classic feel fresh. Deserved a best actor Oscar nomination.
Almost made up of a single shot, this gripping vision of WWI is in the vein of Saving Private Ryan or Dunkirk.
Jumanji: The Next Level
How can we put this more plainly? WE WILL WATCH THE ROCK IN ANYTHING.